What if Evan Peters had played Peeta in the movie?

I just want to cuddle and watch Dexter.

“I’m sorry that asking for your opinion turned into LOOK AT MY BOOBS.”

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

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I don’t need another friend who isn’t willing to be there for me. I wanted to stay friends with you because you were there for me and you made me feel like I mattered and like someone gave a fuck about me. There are so few of those people in my life.

But you treated me like shit. Suddenly my friendship didn’t matter. My feelings didn’t matter. I didn’t matter. You really fucked up. And a month later you haven’t done anything to prove to me otherwise. You have told me that you wouldn’t be there if I really needed you.

And I don’t need a friend like that. You said you wanted to try. So fucking try already or get the fuck out. I don’t need another shitty friend who isn’t willing to act. I’ve got plenty of people in my life who are willing to listen and do nothing.

You told me that I was smart. So stop treating me like I’m stupid. There is more at stake here than our precarious friendship.

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fuckyeahsupereffective:

getoffmystoop:

Why does this interest me? The Glaceon and Vaporen though…. want

Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine

Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum

Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass. For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire. Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect. For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream

For our followers of the legal drinking age in your area of residence~

 Doing this.

themissingpieces:

nativetigress:

If you want to pick up more trash on the side of the highway, than make some amends, you should donate some more time, maybe tell kids that exactly what you did isn’t right. But I’m also a realist and I know that none of these things will happen, because Chris Brown isn’t a man.

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I LOVE YOU. 

Fuck yeah, CM Punk!